Napoleon: what are your skills?
Pedro: my skills?
Napoleon: You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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The Road to Glory in San Francisco or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Waves