Uh ... no

Dearest Kevin, I never said that such a workout was neither real nor entertaining. I simply commented that I was surprised by a post that was about something other than such a workout or attempted humor. As for the competition, I must respectfully decline. I am looking to (a) finish, (b) stay unhurt and (c) have fun. You will need to find someone else for this competition, perhaps someone with a similar need to prove his manliness and overcome feelings of inferiority.