Deep Breaths.....

Carolyn, dear Carolyn...

We jest. In fact, with the exception of Ryan or Heather's (yawn) posts, this whole thing is really just a bunch of B.S. and fun. The picture Chuck posted today of the Great White is a well documented hoax, and you are about as likely to encounter a shark in those waters as you are to be hit by a bus tomorrow on the way to work (God forbid), probably less even.

Fear not dearest Teammate.

Sadly, the chances of completely freezing your ass off are still quite high.