No, no, not like THAT.
Here's how it'll go down. Tasha will wear only a skimpy bathing suit of her choice under her wetsuit for the swim only. Clothing choice after the swim is up to her and what she can get away with in transition.
Kevin will wear only the Borat style V swim suit under his wetsuit and likewise, may change into something else in transition into the bike leg.
In addition, Tasha has agreed to purchase $200 worth of girlscout cookies from Kevin's daughter, Emily (the things we do for our kids...).
Stay tuned post race for complete coverage and pictures.... God help us all.