Great Jumpin Jellyfish!

Well, lets be thankful Chuck is a lawyer and not a web designer. My retinas hurt looking at this.

And what's all this crap about danger and algea sharks and seals... boo hoo. Get over it people, you could get hit buy a bus later today, so live a little, huh? And a little time spent in toxic water isn't going to hurt anyone. We swim in Lake Michigan for Pete's sake! Hey, maybe we'll mutate and develop some form of superhuman power.... hmmm.

My kids would love that.

Tasha would develop the power to write these War and Peace type epic pieces and daydream about the most insane stuff... oh... wait. She already HAS that.

Uh, or...the power to make a killer Margarita?