Hey, what am I, chopped liver?

Umm, no pun intended. Anyway, Chuck, remember I was one down out of a hundred? I re-registered after we had this discussion a couple of months ago. And you know how I like to be first at everything. So, you only have 99 to go. That's like you're a fourth of the way there!

Btw, random readers, it literally takes about 3 seconds to sign up, so just go do it already if you're so inclined, okay?

And for the rest of my team, just because I might be more useful in death does NOT give you license to tie rocks to my feet before I jump (get pushed) into the water. Kapish? Ryan? Hello? Bueller?