"...and not when the boat is still on its way out to the island..."
Carolyn, I think you just might have stumbled onto a brilliant plan for shortening our swim! No one will notice the slight plurp...plurp....plurp......as the 8 of us surreptitiously jump into the water - umm, I mean "accidentally fall" into the water - a bit prematurely, will they? Obviously, Carolyn is the smart part of our collective psyche today.
Wait, who are all of you again? Damn, I guess the electroshock therapy didn't work THIS time either....