The paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's kid has been determined, much to everyone's relief.
"I hate to be the one who told you this, but I told you so," Birkhead jubilantly declared as a crowd in front of the courthouse erupted in cheers. "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."
This photo (seriously, this is a real photo from the courthouse steps) means (a) my baby's coming home or (b) my new roommate is inheriting millions from the estate of J. Howard Marshall. You choose.