Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern Smith

The paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's kid has been determined, much to everyone's relief.

"I hate to be the one who told you this, but I told you so," Birkhead jubilantly declared as a crowd in front of the courthouse erupted in cheers. "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."

This photo (seriously, this is a real photo from the courthouse steps) means (a) my baby's coming home or (b) my new roommate is inheriting millions from the estate of J. Howard Marshall. You choose.