Boy, I gotta tell ya, I feel about 20 pounds lighter.
I mean, she was a fun girl and all, when she was straight, but
I'm glad that mess is all cleared up and I can go back to my life.
Believe it or not, I get the feeling that he's a decent guy, or at
least the most decent of the bunch. I'm just glad it turned out not
to be me or Prince Whatshisname. Phew! I have 3 kids already!