Free shoves at the race...

Due to my unselfish nature and concern for my fellow triathletes, I am offering free shoves into the water on race day. I understand that you will have went great lengths to train and travel for the race and not want to miss out on the experience due to an unintended hesitation. If you need a shove, you need not even ask, I'm sure I'll just know. =)

On a side note, without knowing that this blog is being kept by 8 people (I'm assuming most are kept by one individual) we must sound like a very schizophrenic person. (voices in head, "who said that", "where are you", "why are you following me")